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The Adult Mayonnaise Jar Costume

No dry sandwiches shall pass!! Add some dressing to all sandwiches in the vicinity with the Adult Mayonnaise Jar Costume.

Description

The Unknown Favorite FoodMayonnaise is the unsung hero of a lot of beloved dishes. Mom’s potato salad, for one. Your favorite egg salad at the local sandwich shop. Heck, even fancy restaurants whip up their own mayo using a bunch of spices and flavors—they just call it aioli instead of mayonnaise. While some people refuse to acknowledge this fact, some people embrace their love of mayo. Its creamy, silky texture just can’t be beat, and they know it. If you really love mayonnaise, then you know in your heart of hearts that this Adult Mayonnaise Jar Costume was made for you!Product DetailsThis costume is exactly what it sounds like. Step into this tunic, and you will be magically transformed into a jar of mayonnaise. Not really, of course, but the foam padding in this costume will make your 3D, cylindrical shape pretty convincing! No brand names here—just pure, sweet mayo love. A strip of gold across the top of the tunic and around the head hole acts as the jar’s lid. The cream colored jar features a blue wrapper and says “Creamy Mayonnaise: ‘Easy to Spread'” in some classic retro fonts. Bonus: apparently this mayo is made with 100% cage free eggs! Good for you!Spread the LoveWhile this costume does not come with any actual mayonnaise, that problem is easily solved. We don’t recommend actually slathering yourself in mayo; that would start to smell, honestly. But perhaps you could hide travel sized mayonnaise packets in your pockets or inside the tunic! It just seems wrong to celebrate mayo without actually having any. Here’s to the best sandwiches, egg and chicken salads, and all the fancy aioli in the world! You should be proud (and maybe a bit giggly) to represent mayo at your next costume event!