White Lace Petticoat

ROMEO: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks! It is the east, and White Lace Petticoats are the sun!Some people think that Shakespeare has no place in a modern online catalog of Halloween costumes and accessories, but we’re determined to prove them wrong. In the process, however, we’re contractually obligated to highlight the virtues of a fun and functional White Lace Petticoat, so friends, Romans, countrymen: lend us your ears, if you will.Because a White Lace Petticoat makes a really convenient and inexpensive addition to a skirt or short dress if the wearer would like to add a frilly touch to their outfit and ensure that they get to decide who is privy to a glimpse of their privates! It’s as simple as that. Now back to The Bard, brought to you by this versatile undergarment!Shall I compare thee to a White Lace Petticoat?Thou art more lovely and more temperate…