Tipsy Elves Women’s Silver Leggings

Chronically Bionic: A HaikuOil can sandwichPlugged in making small talkThat robot lifestyleProduct DetailsBecoming metallic is a pretty amazing feeling. Luckily, there’s no reason to dip yourself in liquid silver when you can simply invest in these lovely, high-shine leggings. The slim, flexible fit will make you look like you’re straight off the factory floor. Now all you have to do is practice those robot moves. If there’s anything that’ll help you get into character, it’s this brilliant pair of pants. Hate to Pop Your Tech BubbleWhile life as a flesh and blood human might be your regular day-to-day, we Halloween experts must warn you of the dangers of falling into the bionic trap. What’s the bionic trap? This is what happens when people become hooked on the convenience of becoming a robot. It starts with metallic leggings and in only a few weeks people will end up talking about the weather in 0101’s. Our very own IT staff has an alarming amount of blinking lights attached to their shoulders and faces and usually have to bring along a programmer to translate their binary code. Who knew sweet looking metallic leggings would bring on the robotic revolution?