Adult Clunker Clown Shoes

We are pretty huge fans of the recent do-it-yourself Halloween costuming craze. No, seriously! Just check out our stash of make-up kits and wigs, if you don’t believe us. That stash would make Smaug of The Hobbit fame jealous.From personal experience, though, we’ve noticed that some things just can’t be created quite like they can be stumbled upon online, and in the wake of that line of thinking we’re proud to present to you this magnificent disaster. It’s a pair of shoes so red, so perplexingly green-laced, so gargantuan and oddly shaped, anyone who slips into these bad boys and dares to take a step can expect a fall at best and the scornful gaze of society at worst. It’s a sure-fire way to develop two left feet, if that’s your thing.