1890s Style Black Mustache

Would ya get a look at Bob? Bob’s show is a real sight to see. Once people see his show, they always come back for more, bringing all sorts of people with them. But as amazing as it is to see what happens on stage, you should see what he gets away with in his day-to-day. For instance, he’ll go to a movie theater empty handed but as soon as he sits in his seat he waves his hands and he’ll have a bottle pop and a container of fried chicken. Annoying for everyone else, super convenient for Bob. And speaking of annoying for everyone else, never invite Bob to take one of your Girl Scout cookies. He’ll make it look like he only took one but when you look again a whole sleeve of your thin mints will be gone. Bob might be talented but he sure is rude. He might not get away with it but he always looks so dapper!Be like Bob, but only in the good ways. Here’s a suave mustache like his: our 1890s Style Black Mustache is made from 100% real human hair, boasts professional quality, and a includes peel-and-stick adhesive to stick it on before your show, or your run at Hollywood, or at the head of your new cross-country train.