Plus Size Oompa Loompa Costume

There are great perks to working in a candy factory. First, you get all of the recently or soon-to-expire candy you can eat–FREE. Second, you get a 20% discount on the freshest candy, which makes great gift options (and helps if you’re going through a rough breakup). Third, you get to sing rhyming songs all day while you handle unruly children who fall into ironic mishaps. Fourth, you get wacky hair.We know what you’re thinking: where do I sign up? But sadly, the whole factory is highly secretive. They don’t post their openings on Craigslist and we hear it’s kind of like the Supreme Court–a position means life tenure. BUT, fear not, because this Plus Size Oompa Loompa Costume can make your candy-making dreams come true. Why not satisfy your sweet tooth by throwing a candy factory themed party? Ask your pals to bring their favorite chocolate truffles, custards, lollipops, cocoa mixes, and gummies. Trust us, you’ll end up with quite a haul, and since you’re dressed like an official candy maker, everyone will trust you to ensure the spread is of the highest quality. This costume is so authentic, you may even become inspired to use the party as a way to test out some of your own recipes for sweet, sugary confections.Now, we know it’s not exactly the same as life at the chocolate factory; we hear they have great health benefits there. But the thing about that line of work is, you’d look like everyone else in these white jodhpur knickers with their attached suspenders (we never tire of saying the word “knickers,” by the way). Your brown shirt, striped boot covers, even the neon green wig of this costume would fail to stand out at the factory. But at your house, you can sing, dance, and sweeten up the evening, while all eyes stay on you. And the best part is, you don’t even have to apply! Just snatch up this costume! It’s as easy as flying a glass elevator.