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Groucho Glasses

Comedy is about more than telling jokes. Just walk around with a strange gait and these groucho glasses and you won’t even have to open your mouth to tell a joke.

Items Included
  • Groucho Glasses
Features
  • Lens-less round black plastic frames
  • Latex nose w/ faux fur toothbrush moustache attached
  • Faux fur eyebrows attached to top of frames

Description

His comedy will never go out of style and neither will his famous hair, eyebrows, and mustache. Our very own Groucho will always be remembered for his quick wit on talk shows and hilarious comedy routines and movies. We’re pretty convinced that there are caterpillars out in the Amazon Rainforest that are even named after his gigantic bushy things above his eyeballs. Now if you ever need a quick disguise for a fast getaway or if you want to impersonate the great brother of laughs himself you know exactly where to get the glasses for it. Now all you need is a fancy old suit you can probably find in your grandfather’s closet and you’ll be doing the best standup comedy the world has seen since the great himself. Don’t forget to match the hair. For reference he looks a bit like a certain physicist tried to part his hair and comb it down but the hair ended up fighting back and now it’s stuck in a bit of a limbo.

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