Thing 1 & Thing 2 Adult Costume

A Tale of Two Things…Once long ago, a cat owned a box.What was within? Well… not a whole lot.Inside it was dark as much as we peered. Until, one day, a light did appear!We climbed to the top to see what was aboutand from the outside, the cat called us out! It said, “Now, you will see something that’s new.Fun new friends: Thing One and Thing Two!”It said we’d not bite them. We just wanted fun! So, we hopped out—Thing Two and Thing One!Now that the box has been opened for good, there is plenty to do as we run ’round the hood. We can jump on the bed. We eat all the chips!We play loud music and dance with our hips.Some people are worried. They say we are mad.But they haven’t heard of the joy that we’ve had! When it’s time to clean up, if Two is to blame, Two will just chuckle and then change its name!We play with costumes or run and race snailsWe could even give you some…Product DetailsIf this kind of mischief sounds perfect to you,with simple ease, you’ll be Thing One or Two. But rhyming is difficult when trying to tellyou of details of products we’re trying to sell!So instead of maintaining this rhythmic delight,we’ll just say these costumes are perfectly right.You’ll be in a jumpsuit of brilliant redwith a fuzzy blue wig to sit on your head.Hook & Loop numbers will stick on your chest so you can choose if One or Two would be best.You can get multiple to bring ‘long a friend.Then with both Things your hosts can contend!